Let me know if anything works in this set or if I should just trash the whole thing

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Balding sucks but luckily for men there are two great solutions. The first one is a drug called Propecia. It’s amazing. It stops hair loss immediately and the only side effect ... broken penis. 

It’s true  Propecia does stop hair loss but it also can cause your penis to malfunction. So its fun!  You get to choose your own adventure. Hmm.. Do I want to have hair and castrate myself or…

be bald and fuck 6’s

It’s a real sophie’s choice

I couldn’t decide so i asked a girl on tinder. Hey if you were going bald would you take a pill that fixed your baldness but broke your twat? 

I know i’m a charmer, they locked my account, they kicked off tinder...again

Now the 2nd option is implants and fyi implants cost a lot. This guy knows what i’m talkin about  No.. I don’t know the exact figure but i do know they charge by the strand!  

Actually i looked it up. it's five to eight dollars per hair strand . so I'm thinking every time I see a hair on the sink I'm losing $5-8 dollars..  like a Whopper no fries, like a chipotle burrito bowl hold the guac. Like 10 filet-of-fish sandwiches.  

That’s insane No other medical procedure charges like that.  It’s usually an all inclusive deal right? Like if you need a brain transplant, which i’ve never needed one ( knock on wood),  I imagine they give you the price of the procedure like 6 gazillion dollars or whatever it is. Can you imagine if they did it the other way? 

Well son i’m afraid i have some bad news. You need a brain transplant. Oh jeez doc.. That sounds expensive, how much does a brain cost…  2 dollars a pound/neuron/crease