Told this joke at an open mic for the first time last night and the premise, setup, and tag were well received, but the punchline wasn't. Please help!

A friend of mine who moved from Dublin to Barcelona told me Barcelona has 300 days of sunshine annually. I wanted to compare that to Dublin so I googled "how many days of sunshine per year Dublin"...and the only answer that popped up was 1400...hours.

It's never a good sign when the answer changes the units.

'How much money do you make per year?' 'I make 1 Million...Colombian Pesos.'

'What's your body count?' 'I've slept with the equivalent of 100...toes...that's 21 boobs!'

The toes part didn't land. Pesos and boobs did. I'm trying to come up with a unit of something women would have multiple of to inflate the number. I could also go in the other direction i.e. "How many women have restraining orders against you?" "The equivalent of 3...basketball teams." OR I could come up with a different punchline altogether! I'm all ears.