We are a professional, educated, white couple looking for a play partner for an ongoing FWB-type situation for the female half. She is very attractive: 5’8, 135lbs, in shape, porcelain skin. We are looking for someone mostly for her tho the male half will (likely) always be present and involved in the relationship. (Note - male is very straight.)

Ideal is an educated individual who is respectful, capable of conversation, articulate, thoughtful, and otherwise upstanding, but wishing for a little extra fun in his life. The male half of relationship controls the initial communication. Men will only meet the female half when it’s time to move forward after initial vetting.

If you’re interested, reach out with a meaningful message and be prepared for substantive dialogue. We will only select the perfect candidate and it will require significant vetting considering safety and privacy issues involved. After we get to know each other, be prepared eventually to show proof of STD testing and government-issued ID prior to any actual physical encounter, and to happily cover the cost of the hotel. (We don’t expect your ID up front, but it will be required that you eventually forfeit anonymity if you wish to be inside her.)

Men with high emotional intelligence who are capable of understanding the sensitivity and discreet nature of this experience will succeed. We are sympathetic towards married men who are otherwise decent humans but find themselves in a dead-bedroom situation. We are not looking for promiscuous men. Younger gentlemen (18 only) are encouraged to apply as well. That said, we believe the best applicant will be in the 50 crowd. Understand that your invitation into our bedroom is a literal gift.

We are not interested in wasting time. If you don’t have the easy means to make it to Suffolk county or cover a hotel room for a day, please don’t bother messaging. Messages with “hey” or “I’m interested” will be ignored. Please reach out with a comprehensive introductory message detailing who you are, what you look like, why you’re here, and other relevant information, or we are not likely to reply.