I need you. The mom that would never do this. The lurker that reads these post to live in a fantasy but would never consider any of this a reality. I don't know why this is my kink but here we are. Where are you? I miss craigslist personals, do you remember that one?

I do not want to take you away from your life. I do not want to cause you any drama. I do not want to cause you any stress whatsoever.

I want to be your temporary outlet. I want to be your escape. I want to be your spark. I want to play with you in the back of one of our mini vans while you read through your text messages and my fingers play with your body. I want to make out with you in the back of a Target. I need a fraction of your attention. I need a fraction of your time.

I'm attractive enough that you won't be embarrassed by the encounter. I'm not so attractive that you'll want to leave your whole perfect life to run away with me. I know you are happy. I know you are fulfilled. I know you love the people in your life more than you can speak in words. I also know that sometimes, just sometimes, you need my help to cum.

I am not looking to fuck around. I am not even looking to get off here. I just want to spoil you, I want to tease you, I want to help you escape the daily grind, even for a moment.

I do not do this. I am a normal professional business man. If we worked together, you'd probably say something like "Oh I know consentingadult999, he's a good guy." I'm not poor. I don't have that 20 yr old me "I have to put my dick into anything that moves" energy anymore. I am doing this all for you. Your escape. Your release. I don't need a harem. I just need one person to scratch this itch. I want to be the escape for one person. I want to get to know you. I want to be unfiltered with you. I want us to say things to each other we wouldn't tell our closest loved ones.

This is a lot, I get it. I put this out there with the smallest of hope. I know you exist, I just don't fucking know how to find you. I'm 46. I'm 190lbs. Dark hair, beard, 6ft tall. I'm genuinely a good person. I will only add value to your life. I will never share anything you share with me. Perfect case, you and I will be the only two people in the world that knows that you and I exist together.

Where are you? Are you here? thank you for reading all this. i'm going to put this out there. I dont know. I guess we'll see what happens. I can chat. talk on snap, talk on the phone. we can prove to each other we are real and genuine first. you can back out at any step if you are not 100% comfortable. i will crosspost this just this one time to find you. i'm here. come use me.