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In accordance with a suggestion from a very kind Redditor, I have decided to change my tactic. Instead of posting the common and overwhelmingly saturated picture of a penis here are some pictures of my best friend 🥰
If you are a female and decide to become a friend of mine (preferably with benefits) you have the absolute joy and privilege to be able to meet this little guy!
He is fully trained, and an absolute cuddle monster. He loves belly rubs however, he’s pretty bad at fetch… He will run to the ball then immediately forget about it… Bringing it back not so much.
Expect him to want your food. I feed him my food because he is not a slave. He is my friend and to be honest dog food is disgusting. I know this because one time my sister hid dog food in a pizza I ate, saying that it was sausage… I did not like the pizza at all.
He’s great on walks, he does not jump. However, if you get close to your his face, he will lick it… That’s on you and you deserve it. I’m very similar. If you get close to my face, I will probably kiss it… You have been warned.
If you were interested, please message me with your favorite dinosaur.
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