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I’m not really even sure what to write here which a woman would find it interesting… I mean seriously this is r/SpokaneNSFW… but I guess if you wanna know about me here you go;
I am a human or at least that’s what people keep telling me.
I have feet. Two of them specifically if you’re interested.
My favorite dinosaur is the ankylosaurus because I think I would look amazing, riding him into battle! I would name him Snuffles!
People have always told me that girls like dogs… So I went and got the best one. I think he’s defective because it’s not working. I am still single…
Every time that I show a picture of my penis on this subreddit, I am constantly messaged by men… I don’t know why outside of the fact that men have a difficult time reading, and it is a good looking penis 🤷♂️I am straight… please guys learn to read and stop bothering me… I like women. I even tested it out to find out if I was straight or not… Sucked a guys dick and everything. Did not like and do not recommend … In fact, I don’t even know why girls like sucking dick.
So in short… If you were a girl, and you’re attractive, and you like sex, please message me because I can help you with that.
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