I am a passionate guy with a great 🍆 (2nd picture for verification if you’re curious) and deep love of sex who is looking for a cute lady who might want to develop a relationship with me.

Bio: I’m an unsuccessful tattoo artist with hopes and ambition who recently moved here to help take care of my father. I am very focused on my career in art and most likely bring it up in conversation to talk incessantly about it…please tell me to stop if it’s annoying. I have adhd and exhibit many of its character traits as well as suffer from its comorbidity symptoms. If you are aware of that it will go a long way towards explaining my “particular flavor of weird”. I have a well developed sense of humor and I’m a decent conversationalist (I prefer in person or phone calls however I can chat it up with the best over text). I am decently fit and practice yoga almost daily (however my mobility isn’t where I’d like it because I have scoliosis). I have been told I’m attractive and have finally come to trust that it is true. A lot of my time is centered around my pursuit in a career as a tattoo artist, taking care of my father and work however I am very willing to work around scheduling differences.

Clear expectations and boundaries are important to me and I hope they are for you as well. I am very sex positive and want to meet someone willing to talk openly about wants and limits in that area in a compassionate way. Don’t worry I don’t have any extreme kink requirements I only want a safe environment. I am never someone to yuck someone else’s yum if that makes sense to you.

ONS are perfectly acceptable however not my goal, however I’d please ask that you let me know that is your intention and not just ghost me. I will of course do the same and if the vibe isn’t right I’ll let you know.

Hit me up and we can get to know each other better…there’s not much else to say. Bonus if you are witty and can hold a conversation…I know the bar is low considering this is Reddit but I know there’s some gems out here ☺️

Much love ya horny fuckers 😈