A lady walked into a tattoo shop.  She walked up to the first artist she saw and she said, “I want a tattoo.”  You can tell that he was a little bit hesitant but ultimately he said, “okay where would you like this tattoo?”  She replied, “Actually I want two of them.  One on the inside of my right thigh and one on the inside of my left thigh.”  The artist said, “Really?  I’m not sure you know how much this is gonna hurt.  Are you sure you really want them there?”  The old lady started getting a little annoyed and replied, “Of course I want them there, I don’t care how much it’s gonna hurt.”  So the artist agreed and said, “Okay miss, whatever you want.  Let’s go and take a look at the art book to see if there’s anything that you want from there.”  She confidently replied, “No, there’s no need to look at the book, I already know what I want.”  She said, “I want a Christmas tree on one thigh and a turkey on the other thigh.”  The artist asked, “Okay miss, I know it’s none of my business and you don’t have to answer this, but why?”  The lady thought about it for a second and then said, “Because I’m sick of my husband always complaining that there’s nothing to eat between Christmas and Thanksgiving.”