*****NO LONGER REVIEWING APPLICATIONS****\*

[A note from the F half]: This is our third recent 4M post, but we still haven’t found the right person. There are tons of responses to filter through, of course, but so many don’t include things we’re asking for like photos or a response to our STI and COVID questions. We tracked some stats while filtering responses: 1) only 18% of responses addressed everything we asked, 2) no more than half included photos, 3) around 20% were comprised of no more than 5 words or so (we don’t even look at these). Completely understand that it can be scary to put yourself out there online, but because of the volume of messages, we can’t follow up to ask for omitted info, so we’re only able to consider responses that include everything on the first go.

Moral of the story - When you respond to a 4M Reddit post, yes, you are one among a ton of other respondents. But if the post asks for specific info like ours, you’re automatically in the top 20% just by including the info!

Thanks for listening to my TedTalk :)

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We’re relatively experienced playing with others, but still haven’t with a single guy. Since being in her 30s, she’s started leaning into her inner Mrs. Robinson and thinking it would be fun to give a younger guy an incredible oral experience (potentially open to more in the future, if the chemistry is right). It would be especially interesting if the guy were a student at her alma mater (UCLA) since we’re about to move away from the West Coast.

A little about us: We are easy going 9-to-5 professionals who’ve been together for more than 7 happy years. We love weed, raves, dim sum, boba tea, cooking/baking, getting lost in internet research holes, and roughhousing with our rescue pups.

Her: 5’2”, 115 lbs, petite, blonde, big boobs, glasses, pretty grey eyes, enthusiastic dick suckerHim: 5’9”, 170 lbs, straight

How we see this happening: We like to chat, joke around, and feel out the chemistry. Once we know a little about each other, we’d like to go out for drinks, banter, etc, to see if the vibe is there in-person. If we’re all feeling it, we can host or get a room where you can hopefully help me grope her, eat her out, and spit roast her ;-)

HERE's an idea of what she looks like - we’ll share face photos sooner rather than later if we’re interested.

Heads up, we will require recent STI test results (blood urine)! (We were both tested in December)