(I’ve had some great conversations from this, but posting again in hopes you’ll finally see it 😉🥰)

Sorry Kevin, I think to find my soup snake I’ll need to waste time, use lot word 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

First things first- here’s a whole lot of me!

https://imgur.com/a/tSLKc6k

ANYWAY,

I’m 5’7ish (maybe 5’8? Someone come measure me for accuracy) and curvy, but definitely have been prioritizing my weight and health. I’m down 70 pounds from 2019 and working hard to lose about 50 more. I know everyone “loves to hike” but I actually do (no really! I promise!), and want a partner to go on longer hikes with and really explore all SoCal has to offer. I love outdoors and traveling, and need someone who will adventure with me!

Some of my interests: Besides the aforementioned- I like to bake/cook, and LOVE hosting small gatherings with friends. I’m not a video gamer, but get way too competitive with board games and fucking love JackBox! I also love to curse... 🤷🏼‍♀️ I’m a plant and cat mom- but I also love big doggos. I dream of having a big yard full of dogs one day....for now my two cats are the perfect companions 😊 I’m clearly into The Office (if you aren’t....my above references probably made zero sense 😂) I love supporting small businesses, especially coffee shops 😛 ☕️ Always on a hunt for new places, and would love someone to go with me!
I love music, and live music is everything. I happily travel anywhere to catch a great festival! Some of my favorites are 21Pilots, Blackbear, Paramore, RHCP, Norah Jones, and Noah Cyrus (I’m all over the place, I know!) I like staying up and sleeping in, although my adult job forces me to alter that 😩 And as much as I love waking up and heading out on an adventure, I also want that balanced with cozy nights in snuggling and bingeing movies and Netflix.

I’m REALLY affectionate. Not aggressive gross PDA, but physical touch is so big for me. I feel it’s important to mention that my sex drive is crazy high and that’s crucial in a relationship....but this is not an invitation to send me a dick pic 🥴

I’d say I have my shit about....95% together. Great full time job, my own place, no emotional baggage (that I’m aware of 😬). I’m the perfect balance of sarcastic ass and endlessly loving & supportive human (references available upon request 😂). I’m annoyingly optimistic, and I love to invest my energy in those I have in my life. I’m genuinely happy and constantly smiling. I really love my life and I’m happy with where I’m at- but I crave a real, genuine connection and someone to share this amazing life with. I promise to show up 100%, but I expect (and deserve) the same in return. I show love in a combo of all languages, but in return I need physical touch, quality time, and acts of service to really feel secure.

If you couldn’t tell, I’m honest and direct. It’s too much for some people- and that’s okay- that just makes you not a great fit for me. Life is too short to not have crystal clear communication with the people in your life! (I’m also an over-thinker so, rather than spend too much time dwelling on something, I’m gonna ask you right away to clarify so my brain can have some peace 😂)

If you made it this far- awesome! Send me a message if you think we could be a good fit. All I ask is please include photos in your first message. (Download Imgur, upload photos to a private album and share the link in a message)

Physical attraction has to be there on both sides, and since you see me it’s only fair to reciprocate 💁🏼‍♀️😉 No photos = no response :)

** Edit** Please don’t be like this guy 🤦🏼‍♀️ https://imgur.com/a/9GCziJ3

** Edit edit** Don’t be these guys either 🙄 https://imgur.com/a/RRFXSfF

!unlock