Birthday party, cheesecake, jellybean, boom You symbiotic, patriotic, slam but neck, right, right It's the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine).

What a difference a week or so makes, seems like just yesterday we were sweating our balls and tits out and now we entered Blade Runner 2049 skies, that or the aliens will be arriving soon, I’m hoping Aliens but hopefully not Xenomorphs. So why not spice up the stakes since we are one gender reveal party away from becoming a pile of ashes.

Of course let me introduce you to the main course, in case you never read our ads. We are two best buddies, but like legit friends that actually do things like go out, travel, and spit roast some lucky ladies. We are both Latinos, 32 years old, drug and disease free, easy going and respectful, yet kinky enough to have been doing this for close to 10 years and have lots of repeat customers. Physically, we are polar opposites, we are shorter and taller, dad bods but with enough strength and endurance to go a couple hours.

You: Well we expect only the best and if you haven’t had your pictures printed in Hustler, then don’t even bother. Butttt we know times are a bit hard so we will open our doors to more women, and some couples. Please be 18-56, preferably 22-56, we are open to race and ethnicities, we do not judge your relationship status, and as mention are couple friendly. Please be drug and disease free, 420 is ok. Body wise, we are pretty open to various body sizes but we will cross that bridge when we get there, since we aren’t no Thors well maybe Endgame Thor. Please also, no TS or men, respect our post as we would yours.

Now, have done this for years and years, we have our system set up. Pictures wise, we do not send any pictures and do not expect any pictures in return, until voice verification or video verification has been done. We host in a room, for safety reasons, since rooms create a neutral area. We do not mind meeting up in public prior to anything, and are willing to see if we have chemistry.

So why not take a walk on the wild side before September brings out its latest fuck feast to fuck us over more. I hope that the rest of you are staying safe out there and doing your best, and yes I know it’s tough. Remember to be good to yourself, be good to your fellow humans and animals, stay physical and mentally healthy and just do your best. Take care you guys.