Self-proclaimed cute couple looking for a like-minded lady to join us in our life adventure! We have been together for almost 5 years, but feel like we have a lot more love to give. We aren’t trying to satisfy any threesome curiosities or anything. Truly looking for a relationship, though definitely an unusual one (well, more unusual than the trio business is already).

About her:

People say I'm interesting but that's usually just a nicer way for them to call me weird. I like most things people deem strange and unusual (Lydia Deetz, so original I know) but a lot of my time is spent watching old movies (particularly the bad ones), reading fantasy novels, and playing Animal Crossing. Subby subby subby. I collect enamel pins and am super obsessed with Jurassic Park. We have a western hognose names Taro and two cats named Pennsylvania and Maris.

About him:

Father of one super intelligent girl (non-custodial). College educated (software engineering). Repairman extraordinaire. If it's broken, I can fix it. Originates from the far reaches of Maine. Artistic soul (but just my soul, my artistic skills are in distress, send help). I love nights in watching movies, cuddling, and playing games but am always open to going out and trying new things (even if some days I need a push). Road trip expert, let's drive! Water recharges me. Too much time spent away from the ocean, lakes, or rain takes its toll. Avid lover of the female form.

About what we're looking for:

A little bit plastic, a lot bit girly, and good-natured. Outgoing and silly, loves to dance and travel just as much as she loves staying in. Beauty-focused. Likes cats. Thrives on attention. Likes discipline. Has big plans for the future, because we do too. Into bimbofication and the like.

But really, if you're nice and down to Earth and have similar views/hopes/dreams, let's talk!

Really though, seriously. I think I saw a red-crested throuple in the backyard last week.