I miss having somebody to call - at any hour - when I need to be held because the night has gone on far too long and I’m losing my mind at every slightest sound. I miss having somebody to talk to about everything, about anything, without judgement or fear. I have a lot of crazy ideas and feelings. I have a very unique way of living due to how I was raised and the industry I was raised in. I’m a bartender by trade and a bartender by birth. I have learned how to make people feel like the only person in the room even in a crowded bar on a Friday night and I have learned how to make people feel like less than a iota of dust even in a quiet car, driving home from yet another mistake. Let me show you the true intensity of emotion. Hold my hand and maybe one day, I’ll give you the chance at heaven. I want to talk. I’m not even looking for sex (I have two/three guys I already go to for that). You’d have to truly impress me, to be extremely attractive and have a big one for me to give you a chance (and even then).. my current favorite line is from Megan the Stallion when she says “I don’t lie about my nut just to make a nigga happy.” Like, YESSSSSSS, girl. Stop this idea that we have to settle sexually - that I need to offer up my body for a moment of your time. I don’t, and if it’s expected, then you may end up on the side of the road somewhere you don’t wanna be.

Odin is my baby - he comes with me everywhere, basically. He’s an almost 2 years old service dog in training and he’s handsome as fuck. So, you must love dogs (and make our family pics look good too). I’m crazy - clinically and otherwise, but I have a lot to show - I’m intelligent. I have opinions that I can back up. I’m not afraid to say I’m wrong or that I don’t know something but I’ll research it. I’ve been having a lot of fun arguing on Facebook recently (I know; totally a bad habit), but like, Yknow. We all have our vices and I don’t drink or get high much anymore, so we all need something.

Anyhow, you should be: 26-40 years old, relatively close by or at a destination spot so we can crash when I come visit, have a place, have a car, no kids, must love dogs, be open minded. Dad bods are . So are beards. I’m a sucker for white guys tbh. 💕

Here’s a picture: https://m.imgur.com/a/16hclgZ