AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!!! COMING TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY!!!!!

So next Saturday is the birthday of the greatest fucken country in the galaxy, and if you don’t agree, let us know your location so we can pay you a visit. But what better way to celebrate the birthday of the good old Red, White and Blue than by drinking some tall boys, eating some BBQ and hot dogs, blowing shit up and of course getting two loads blown on you.

See three ways are as American as Apple Pie even thou Pecan pie is a million times better, as American as hot dog eating contest and so forth. Now what the history books won’t tell you, is that the founding fathers had a massive orgy/gang bang after signing the Declaration of Independence, yup they were blowing more than fireworks that day, so why not honor your country by having one two dodger dogs, wait hold on!!! We aren’t that big, more like those party cocktail weenies.

Anyways a little bit about ourselves, we are both Latinos, drug and disease free, respectful and easy going men. We are a very experienced team, close to a decade in doing MFM. We aren’t Adonis so if you expect that, you’ll be highly disappointed, we are more Thor like.....hmmm Thor in cough cough Endgame.

You... Well we want the all American girl, so big tits, blonde, size 0 or supermodel material. Haha but seriously, we are pretty open to all women of various background including race, ethnicity, age, relationship status. We are however looking for biological women, no TS men, or men. Body wise, we are open to most, would be helpful if your active since we do tend to go for awhile and sometimes get rough. Oh and another thing please be DRUG AND DISEASE FREE. 420 is ok as well.

Additional information, we tend to get rooms for safety reasons and since they give a neutral ground. We do not send pictures and don’t expect pictures in return, pictures are only exchanged after voice verification. We have no issue meeting up in public prior to anything and checking chemistry.

I hope we may have sparked some lovely ladies interest and if not, well thanks for at least checking out our ad. As for the rest of you, hope your all staying safe out there, remember to wear your Mortal Kombat masks, stay 6 feet away from each other and remember to be nice or at least decent to your fellow humans. Anyways!!! You all stay safe and try not to blow yourself up with fireworks or may...hmmm....