Who else likes feeling like Mortal Kombat ninjas when going out? No one really huh, well guess we have to make due with the current situation. Lately have been noticing women’s eyes more, not that I didn’t notice them before but with a face mask and all, the eyes pop out even more.

So why don’t you play the role Kitana and we are Scorpion and Reptile, cause Reptile is way cooler than Sub-Zero. Care to test your might? A test of endurance and strength as you try your best to combat two ninjas at once, to save your self and your honor. Of course this will take place after the Armageddon, when the earth returns to its balance, and we will go to the highest mountain and begin.

But our qualifications first. We are an experienced team, over 8 years of combating women from all walks of life from big to small, various backgrounds, from blonde hair to 8 arm women from the planet of nebula. We are confident in our skill sets and although we aren’t like our more muscular bigger counterparts, we have all the tools needed to finish the job.

You: Hopefully you are skilled in your sets and can carry on for several rounds. We do not discriminate on backgrounds, such as race and ethnicity or what your status as a single or taken woman is. We welcome ages 18 to mid 50s. However, we do set the rules as follow, please be a 100 percent real earth woman, no TS, and please be DRUG AND DISEASE FREE.

Before we are to face one another, we like to feast or at least drink at the local watering hole to see if the chemistry is there. We never send pictures either unless one has proven to be able to voice verify first, and we don’t expect pictures in the first request either.

So whatever woman reads this, and is brave enough to challenge two skilled warriors for a two on one, then send your request. The fate of the world may rest on your shoulders or mouth, but that’s for us to decide. As for the rest of you, keep wearing your mask and be sure to keep a distance from your fellow humans.