First off, I expect my inbox to blow-up, so I’ll try my best to be as specific as I can about what I’m hoping to find. Still, it will take me some time to sift through all of the responses, so please be patient. I’m looking for someone who I will be attracted to on some level physically, intellectually and emotionally (which is to say simply, I want to enjoy your company.) I’m also looking for someone I can meet with regularly, so I’m not so much in a hurry to find this person as I am interested in taking my time to find the right person.

About me: I’m 46-years-old, 5’5”, 135lbs, normal everyday married mom down the block (with some wrinkles and a touch of gray) and in pretty decent shape for my age (if I do say so myself.) I’m happily married with two beautiful children and I work full-time. I still have a wonderful sex life with my husband, and one of the reasons for that is that he allows me (encourages, actually) to be attracted to other men and to pursue my desires (so long as I am cautious.) When a beautiful young man finds me attractive and he is eager to spend time with me, it makes me feel attractive and, in turn, my husband benefits from me feeling confident, sexy and frisky all the time. So, as strange as it sounds, letting me suck your cock once a week is actually great for my marriage :)

What I’m looking for: First and foremost, please be a gentleman and have some personality. In this modern world where everything is designed for instant gratification, I am only interested in getting to know someone and actually enjoying a conversation with him before I unzip his pants and suck him off. Working full-time, the weekend is generally best for me to get some time away, so please have regular time free on Saturdays (mornings, afternoons and evenings are generally pretty flexible for me) or Sundays (mornings or afternoons.) Sometimes I would like to meet for coffee, other times grab a bite to eat, sometimes see a movie or go bowling, and occasionally just meet real quick to suck you off and get my fix (when time is tight and one of us has to be somewhere.) More than anything, I love the idea that you will be stroking your cock all week long thinking about me (but trying not to cum so that you can save it for me) and then having your cock standing rock hard in your shorts while we flirt over lunch and you’re just dying with anticipation for the moment that I finally slip that hard dick in my warm mouth and give you that long, slow cock massage that you’ve been looking forward to all week. I would prefer that you live relatively close to me (within a 10-15 mile radius seems reasonable) so that meeting regularly is easy. I would like a man who is a bit younger and in decent shape, but I’m somewhat open for someone who is exceptionally charming and fun to be with. Most important of all, however, is that your cock gets really hard and points straight up at the ceiling when you’re excited! Like this:

https://i.imgur.com/2uyL2A6.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/fPJK4pX.jpg

This is not my first time doing this, so I know very well that I am going to get hundreds of one line responses that reveal no kind of personality or intelligence at all (responses like these are the exact reason why there aren’t more women posting ads here.) Those responses will be ignored and deleted. If you really want to get my attention and show me that you are genuinely interested, please take some time to write something about yourself that demonstrates to me that you read my whole post (just this alone puts you in the top 1% of responses) and give me some sense of your personality (I know it’s not easy, but what in this life is easy that’s worthwhile?) Lastly, please attach a photo of yourself (which is only fair, as I will do the same at the end of this post.) Don’t bother offering to share pics on kik (or whatever app you prefer to use), as I have no desire to have 100 vapid “get-to-know-you” chat conversations when I’m just trying to see if there is any physical attraction at all. Instead, please simply post a pic to imgur that you can then share with me in your response (if a 46-year-old lady can figure it out, you really don’t have a reasonable excuse not to, now do you?)

And that’s it! I expect to hear from a TON of guys who don’t fit my criteria or respond in the fashion that I have requested, but I am hopeful that there will be one really great guy who is a perfect fit after I sift through the pile of responses :)

This is me:

https://i.imgur.com/pcr02JH.jpg

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UPDATE: So wow...as of now, I have sifted through over 500 responses to my post and new responses seem to come in as quickly as I can get through the next one in my inbox. I guess it’s fair to say that my post resonated with a lot of guys (as I expected it would.) What I didn’t expect was how many of the responses would be so thoughtful and respectful and genuine. Sure, I still received my fair share of vulgar comments and one-liners, but it was impressive to see so many men put their best effort into their responses. This much attention makes me feel like I imagine Jennifer Lawrence might (or perhaps Jennifer Aniston or Jennifer Lopez, since they are closer to my own age)...I definitely feel like a Jennifer right now is the point I’m trying to make! Of course, it is flattering in a sense, but it is also sort of ridiculous since I am not an actress or a model or anything of the sort. I’m just a regular woman who pumps her own gas, shops at Target and strolls her cart down the aisle past you at the grocery store. It bums me out to think about how incredibly imbalanced and unfair the power dynamic is when it comes to female sexuality vs. male sexuality. I really don’t deserve this much attention and every single guy who responded to me sincerely surely deserves more attention he probably gets. Of course, I also understand that this is the way of the world and I cannot change it, so I will simply say “thank you” to everyone who has taken the time to respond thoughtfully. You are truly appreciated :)