[Tales from the Crypt theme playing]
HEHEE WELCOME BOILS AND GHOULS!!!! didn't see you come in, I was just setting up some Halloween decorations. It’s so hard to find good decorations that will stay down [hits a moving bag off screen].
But let’s get started on tonight’s episode of these two ghastly ghouls looking to stuff a poor naughty witch. I like to call to think of this one as a modern art masterpiece.
These ghouls are very experienced in the old devils 3 way, full 7 years at the bottomless pits of CL hell, playing with the eternal lost sluts of CL. Although these ghouls like to play, they always take proper precautions and play safe. Neutral locations like a bar, mall or behind a dumpster in a alley are ideal to check chemistry.
An ideal witch would be one who is open minded and willing to explore new grounds or re-explore. She would carry no cooties or bugs, and hopefully only be a consumer of alcoholic beverages and smoke the Devils lettuce.
These Ghouls would like to play before the big day of Samhain as their offering to the sexual Gods of Ron Jermey. Don’t take to long replying or you may just your chance to get a head start.
Until the next time boils and ghouls plesant screams
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