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27 [MF4M] #LosAngeles - Are you a younger Asian guy who looks cute in boxers and likes being touched?
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beaniekun is a male/female couple age 27 looking for a male in Los Angeles, CA
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I have a group of people, primarily a bunch of girls and a couple of straight dudes, where everyone is sexually open and prefers Asian men.

We have kickbacks in West LA most weekends (to socialize, not with the intention of having sex) and enjoy having a couple of Asian guys aka snacks hanging around in their boxers. Average size is probably ~10 people.

We've lost most of our open snacks to relationships and would like one or two replacements.

Requirements:

  • 18-24 years old
  • East Asian (Vietnamese is also fine)
  • Smol body type
  • Passive/shy personality
  • Looks cute in boxers (and cat ears)
  • Enjoys being touched, regardless of gender
  • Ideally around LA (not OC or SGV)

If we invite you, the expectations are pretty straight forward: hang out and drink with us, and be down for pretty much anything (aside from butt stuff, nobody is into that). You don't have to be sexually attracted to men, but you do have to be comfortable/enjoy being blown or having your head scratched by a man. You may not even get your dick touched at all, if nobody feels like it on that night.

Also, as a snack, your primary purpose to sit around and look cute. Snacks have no power; if someone asks you to take a piece of clothing off or touch your dick and your response is anything but 'yes' (or you try to negotiate), best case scenario is everyone loses interest in you, and worst case is a shitfaced Filipino girl kicks you out. You're basically entertainment.


FAQ

I'm [not/South/West/half/3%] Asian, will you consider me?

No.

I'm totally straight and don't want guys touching me, can I still join?

No.

I'm not interested, but do any of the girls want to sext with me (aka 'Can I have all of the girls' contact info so I know this is real')?

No.

Can I meet up with some of the group first?

No, we don't even hang out with each other outside of these parties, and we're certainly not going out of our way for a snack.

What if I'm 30, but I look young?

No, we consume a lot of Asian and don't fall for this bamboozle.

Do I have to drink alcohol?

We prefer that you do, but won't force it. Having one person totally sober while everyone else is wasted is weird. Also, certain girls will constantly demand you take shots with them; they're not trying to pressure you, they're just drunk.

How old is everyone?

Average age is probably 25 or 26? Everyone is high functioning with a career, aside from two or three people who are still in school.

Is everyone DDF/safe?

Yes, we've been doing this for years and haven't had a disease in the group.

I'm interested, but only if [I'm going to get blown/...]

There's never a promise of sex. We usually don't plan anything, it just happens. We also don't negotiate with snacks, this is a 'take it or leave it' thing.

Is it okay if I'm only okay with guys touching me if there's a girl touching as well?

We literally have a directory of guys who are down for this. It's called the Yellow Pages. We don't need more.

I'm interested, but I don't drive and can't afford an Uber.

If we invite you to something, we'll pay for everything (including food and drinks). It's kind of like being a sugar baby, but it's more fun and you don't get paid for it.

What days and times do these kickbacks take place?

Friday or Saturday, 10 PM to early morning.

What shared interests do people in the group have?

Everyone watches anime (but low key, we'll still shit on you for being a weeb).

Most of us play video games; sometimes we play drunk Mario Party or Smash. The few guys who usually come are all into League (hi I'm Diamond).

Part of the group used to do kpop dance competitions, but most of them are retired now. They still like to play kpop, though.


See my post history for other examples, not necessarily with the same requirements or for the same thing as this post, but similar.

If you're interested or have questions, send me a message with details.

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