Do you have a name for your toy? Be honest. I know a lot of people just name "him" BOB, but whatever you call it, I'd like to take his place when you feel like you need that release. I might not be as easily accessible as just reaching into the nightstand drawer, but I'll just be a phone call away. I'm aware I'll definitely have big shoes to fill, but I'm up for the task. I know technically there won't be any "filling" being done since mouth biology has its limits, but you get my drift.

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't jealous of our vibrating, plastic nemeses. Not only do they get to pleasure women on the daily, they simply do things that humans can't do. They vibrate, they curve up, they pulsate, they even have little clit and ass ticklers on them. How do you compete with that? I'm actually pretty jealous that men don't get a toy as amazing as the vibrator, too. (Although I've heard good things about the Fleshlight, never tried one myself).

Luckily, I think there are a (very) few things a human can do that a toy can't. For one, I have lips, a tongue, and fingers to please you. A toy can't tell you how good you taste, and can't listen to you when you say, "faster, or slower" or know when you're about to cum and grab your hips to pull you closer (I know you can just turn the knob, but don't kill my vibe, vibe).

Actually, I'm not trying to compete with BOB at all, and if you like, he can even join in on the fun. I just want to give you pleasure, and if that means that plastic bastard and I need to work in tandem, that's fine by me, I'll welcome the assist. In that case we all win, you get to cum, I get to help get you there, and BOB gets out of the dark, lonely nightstand.

The more I think about it, the more I realize you really don't need me at all if you have your toy (although with me you don't have any batteries to replace), but if you want a cup of coffee or cuddles alongside your orgasm, go ahead and give me a buzz.

You won't find me in any plastic packaging on the shelf, and I don't come in fancy pink or purple colors but these are the features: •41 • 5'8 •144-super slim build •blonde hair •blue eyes •beard (tickler?) •ddf •hygenic • waterproof

I'm in the SFV (close to Romantix If we need to pick up BOB) I can host or I can travel to you