I was updating my Bucket List and my Slut List today, and felt like I should take a wild swing and see if I could find an ideal slut.

First, you need to be into men that are 45 years old and 6-foot-2. I'm also married, balding, bearded and wear glasses, and weigh 260 pounds. The goal is for me to weigh under 240 pounds this time next year. More on that later.

You personally need to be between the ages of 18 and 44. You need to be fit or interested in working out regularly. You need to be bisexual or pansexual, and enjoy the idea of group sex and public sex situations. A love of CNC is preferred, a need for degradation and free use is a must. Occasional brat or princess needs are OK.

Our first meet-up will be on the beach for a nice long walk and discreet groping of your body.

Our second meet-up will be somewhere I can use you as a cumdump, possibly with others watching.

From there, you'll meet up regularly as a gym workout partner, and other tasks will be assigned.

One day, we'll walk through IKEA with a remote vibrator inside of you. Another day, I'll be loaning you out to some of my friends.

In December, you'll be the centerpiece of a dinner party, tied up and used to display food.

In February, you'll join me on a weekend road trip up to San Jose. You'll be expected to watch as I tie up and use another slut, then join us one she's made me cum. If you're a good girl, you'll be allowed to eat the cum out of her pussy.

In April, you'll travel with me to Las Vegas, where you'll be part of a full-on orgy with the rest of my sluts.

You'll be assigned a Slut Identification Number and constantly reminded that you're no better than the rest of the sluts. But you'll also know that you have the most access to my cock, and you'll make me cum more than any other woman (my wife included). I'll sketch you, I'll photograph you, I'll use you, and I'll drain my balls inside of you.

You'll do your best to cheer me on as I fuck other sluts, and you'll be entrusted with knowing my itinerary when I'm meeting with strangers.