Well it’s almost the end of the month, and the boos and ghouls continues. But what’s Halloween season without a little screams and moans or is it moans and chills? Well either way, you get the idea. So let’s trick r treat some fun and don’t worry, we can keep a secret with the extra sweets you plan to enjoy.

So who we seek! Well we do seek a married woman or even engaged for this type of fun (yes we have played with married before). Ages, well we found that ages 25 to late 50s is a good range with 30s to 40s being the sweet spot but hey age is just a number right! As long as you are over 18, you can take a shot. Body wise? Well we aren’t very picky, since we aren’t no Adonis ourselves but we can be very open minded, average body are hot but so are BBW, then again thicc and fit as well, guess it all depends on how you carry yourself. As for things like race and ethnicity, those are open. Please be drug and disease free (420 and liquor is ok thou). Bonus points if you can wear a costume as well or maybe some Halloween style theme lingerie, you know, to add to the holiday season.

Who are we? Well when we aren’t chasing down a bunch of horny teens at sleep away camp (very bonus point if you get the reference to that one) we are tag teaming women (first timers and experienced). Just like Chuck and Jason, we are a rather odd pair, with Chucky being 5’5 and Jason standing at 6’1, with both of us having dad bods with pretty good stamina and endurance. We are both drug and disease free but are 420 friendly, we do tend to play safe as well. We are very experienced with sharing, so no weird and awkwardness from us when it comes to sharing a woman. Kink wise? We are open but we do engine dirty talk, some rough sex (within reason) but we do respect boundaries.

Of course you may be hesitant, being engaged or married and us being single but rest assure we have helped many married ladies introduced to the MFM world. We know you can’t use real numbers, maybe it’s an app, maybe it’s a work phone, maybe it’s a hidden email but we know there are tricks to get in touch. Ideally we tend to host in a room, for a safe and neutral location, drinks in public but know that’s sometimes hard with the whole public image. But we will find our way, the build up makes it that much more fun. If possible send a message as chats aren’t really our favorite with how buggy they can get.

Well we thank you for checking out our ad! We know you have lots of options in getting your fun. We hope all you ghouls and boos, find what you seek and remember to have fun but be safe as well. Oh and just to make sure you read the entire ad! Tell us your favorite Halloween candy and if it isn’t Reese’s, don’t bother replying. Kidding! Haha but shoot us your favorite candy.