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About Us: -(U/TigOleBitsMe)She's a curvy heterosexual stay at home mom with a beautiful smile and long dark hair. Big naturals and a great personality to boot! She likes whiskey drinks, cooks a hell of a meal on the grill or a blackstone griddle. She's been absolutely killing it on her fitness journey for over a year now (cardio 2-3x per week and weight training 2-3x per week). Her hobbies include: nails, working out, polishing knobs, makeup, and scrolling pre-ban TikTok. Pictures available on her profile.

-(U/TwoSnakeToss) He's a working professional in an engineering field. Heterosexual, tall, quiet, thinker type. Drinks Coors Light (or any beer thats cold), works out when he has time. Loves mechanical, electrical and home remodeling projects. A bit on the nerdy side. EXTREME moderate or libertarian political views. Hobbies include: Machining/CNC routers, Jeep restoration, DIY projects around the house, sharing her, boats, pipe tobacco and cannons.

What we're looking for: -A heterosexual male who is 35 or older with similar interests to both him and her. Respectful of our marital and family boundaries. Drug free other than social drinking. Single or married with verifiable permission to play (no cheaters please). Bonus points if you're talkative and/or tall. The ideal candidate MUST be smart enough to answer the following quiz question:

What was the blatantly contradictory two-word phrase used in TwoSnakeToss's description above?

Answer the quiz question in your first message or you won't get a reply. Message TwoSnakeToss for consideration and please be prepared to picture verify. There's a lot of weirdos out there!

We are looking for something long-term and not in a rush. Please be patient as we are new to this type of thing.

Thanks! Looking forward to meeting you!