Hello there! Hope you are all doing well out there, staying safe and having as much fun as possible. Thank you for taking time to read our ad, hope to get some bites and if not, well sometimes the fun is in the search. Hope you all find what you are seeking, if this isn’t up your road.

You are: You are of course a married woman or engaged, that’s half the fun but you aren’t the usual boring wife next door that does all the wifey and mom thing. No no no! You are the cool wife, you have some tattoos, maybe a sleeve or maybe you have a tramp stamp to boot but the fun doesn’t stop there, maybe you also have some piercings to match your tattoos, could be nipples, lower back ones or belly button ones. Of course what’s a cool wife if she doesn’t participate in a little side fun, especially one that requires two men at once.

Ages: We do like older, we aren’t spring chicken ourselves but ideally the ages of 25 for starters to late 50s is a good age range to work with, with 30s being our usual demographic when finding play partners or do they find us? Hmm. Body wise, we are pretty open to most body types, mom bods are hot but so are average to fit to some thickness, just carry it well or be comfortable in your skin. As for race, we like the U.N, we welcome all and have had our fun with women from Asian, Latin, African American, English, so we don’t discriminate. As for being married, we do prefer someone who has done this but we don’t mind doing some coaching for first timers. Please be drug and disease free, unless you the cool wifey who smokes pot and drinks whiskey with her coffee, then sign us up.

We are? Well we are too sweet to be sour, funky like a monkey and like a wise man once said, the cream of the crop. Haha well maybe not the cream, we haven’t been that in a good min but we do have years of experience in MFM, have some common sense and can maybe make you laugh and not just when we remove our clothes either. We are both Latinos, ages 36, drug and disease free. We been friends for about 20 years and been tag teaming for over a decade with 7 of those years being very active on CL. We may not look like the type who do this but I think that’s what has made our success that much more fun, cause we DL with our kinks and we both have two different personalities. We are obviously very comfortable with one another, so no awkwardness from us, and we sometimes bring cookies to our meet ups and liquor too. As for our physical attributes, like I said we aren’t the type who look it. We are both dad bod with good stamina and strength too boot, so yes we can carry you around, as for heights we are opposite spectrum one at 3’1 haha kidding only wrote that so you could keep reading but 5’5 and 6’1, so we are like the movie TWINS. We are drug and disease free, don’t mind getting tested, play safe, but are 420 and liquor friendly.

Of course you may be hesitant, being engaged or married and us being single but rest assure we have helped many married ladies introduced to the MFM world. We know you can’t use real numbers, maybe it’s an app, maybe it’s a work phone, maybe it’s a hidden email but we know there are tricks to get in touch. Ideally we tend to host in a room, for a safe and neutral location, drinks in public but know that’s sometimes hard with the whole public image. But we will find our way, the build up makes it that much more fun. If possible send a message as chats aren’t really our favorite with how buggy they can get.

So for all you cool wives out there! Here’s your chance to be disappointed by two men but hey at least you can gloat to your girlfriends about having a MFM. But seriously, thanks for checking us out and hope you all find what you seek.