I'm an older man who hasn't been with anyone in a couple of years for reasons I'd rather leave in the past, but that doesn't change the fact that I'm a horny old goat and since I'm off for the next week I'd really like to find someone to play with, either one time or as the start of an f-buddy sort of thing. But please understand that because of that stuff I mentioned I'd rather leave in the past, I'm not looking for any sort of emotional involvement right now.

Let's get what seem to be some of the biggest online deal breakers out of the way first, so as to not waste each other's time. I'm old (57), white, straight, average height, somewhere between chubby and fat depending on your definitions, bald on top, my equipment is average size, and I'm not made of money. If any of those things are a problem for you, you can now move on to the next post.

With that out of the way, I'm clean, sane, disease free, a non-smoker, no drugs (but not judgmental). I'm generally open-minded about sexy play and honestly enjoy good old "vanilla" sex as much as spicier varieties. I live in Rancho Cucamonga and normally cannot host, but I'll be in North Fontana for the next week at a friend's place so I can offer a place to play once I trust that you won't rob my friend (and aren't allergic to dogs). I'm also willing to drive to you within a reasonable distance, and of course I have my own transportation.

As for what I'm looking for, the biggest thing would be a sexy attitude and enthusiasm. But that's probably safe to assume because you likely wouldn't be reading this if you had no sex drive or disliked sex. Attraction obviously plays a part, but I view that as an individual trait that's also affected by personality. As a result I'm not looking to filter by general physical traits. As long as you're of legal age, you can be a naughty little girl, a dirty old lady, or anything in between. As long as you don't look like you're starving to death and aren't so heavy that you have trouble moving around, I'm not too concerned about your body type. And I really don't care about race in general. I do expect that you're clean and disease free, and that you're a biological female. Beyond that, you're an individual and we'll see if there's mutual interest as we get to know one another a bit.

And while I'm straight, I'm open to couples who are looking for a man to play with her. I'm not interested in direct man-to-man play, but I'm not concerned with incidental contact.

Do I sound like someone you might be interested in playing with? Let's talk. But please do both of us a favor and say more than a few words. Tell me a little bit about yourself, what you're looking for, what city you're in, something. I'll be looking forward to hopefully hearing from you soon.

[M4F][M4MF][M4FM][M4FF] (I know, that last one is pretty much a joke)