Hello there! I mentioned this in another post about when you just crave something specific for some reason, well here we are again with our cravings. This time we want to have fun with a woman who is into the pinup and rockabilly scene or willing to dress up for the part. Yes there is a difference between a pinup and a rockabilly but for this ad, let’s just group them under an umbrella and discuss more in detail in between sessions. Ideally you got the nice dresses with Polka dots or circle skirts that fit that decade, the hair with style that leans into the Bettie Pagie, maybe even a bandana. Maybe you do heels and stilettos or combos boots. Whatever look you rock, we want to have some fun with.

As mentioned, you are married or even engaged would be fun. Please be drug and disease free, 420 is cool and so is liquor but if you straight edge we respect that too. Ages 18 to late 50s, but we do prefer mid 20s, with 30s to mid 40s being our usual clientele. We are open to race, ethnicities and cultural backgrounds. Although we do prefer a woman who has played on the side before, we don’t mind teaching a newbie the ropes of side fun. As for body sizes, we tend to be open to most bodies, really depends on how one carries it and the comfort they have.

We are? Well we are two good buddies, ages 37 and 36 but like legit friends, 18 plus year of friendship that doesn’t just include spit roasting women. On the outside we are like Clark Kent, well not as handsome but our moms think we are cool! We just don’t project that imagine of two men that would double team you, choke and slap you around (if you into that) or DP you, but it’s worked our advantage over the years. We are more mellow, easy going, respectful yet kinky, one of us more introvert and the other more extrovert, which balances us out just right. Physically we carry ourselves well and can clean up well, and our only attempt at going to Venice beach ended up with our speedo ripping in half from the cucumber we stuffed it with. But legit, we are more dad bod side of things, do have good endurance and stamina. Our heights create some unique positions as we stand at 5’5 and 6’1. We don’t do drugs but do like to drink and 420 is ok with us. We wear protection and practice safe sex, and are overall drug and disease free.

Of course you may be hesitant, being engaged or married and us being single but rest assure we have helped many married ladies introduced to the MFM world. We know you can’t use real numbers, maybe it’s an app, maybe it’s a work phone, maybe it’s a hidden email but we know there are tricks to get in touch. Ideally we tend to host in a room, for a safe and neutral location, drinks in public but know that’s sometimes hard with the whole public image. But we will find our way, the build up makes it that much more fun. If possible send a message as chats aren’t really our favorite with how buggy they can get.

Thank you for taking time to read our ad, we know it may be a needle in the haystack but you never know if you don’t try. Wishing you the best of luck in seeking what you find if this one isn’t for you, stay safe and have fun!