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36 [MM4F] #LosAngeles - TWO BIG BAD BOOTY DADDIES SEARCHING FOR A CERTIFIED FREAK
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lifeisawork_3300 is a male/male couple, or multiple men age 36 looking for a female in Los Angeles, CA
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GIMME A FUCKEN MIC! YA KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL BUT YA LOOK AT US AND YA KNOW DA THAT SIMPLY AINT TRUE.. SEE NORMALLY WHEN YA POST AN AD AS A MAN YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF SOMEONE REPLYING TO YOUR AD BUT ME AND MY TAG PARTNER ARE GENETIC FREAKS AND THE RULEZ DONT APPLY TO US. SO MOST MEN HAVE A 25 PERCENT CHANCE OF GETTING A REPLY BUT THEN YOU ASS DA BOTS AND THEIR CHANCES GO DRASTICALLY DOWN MEANWHILE ME AND MY PARTNER WE GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE MINUS OUR 25 PERCENT CHANCE AND THE OTHER MEN HAVE A 8 1/3 CHAMCE OF GETTING A REPLY BUT THEN YOU TAKE OUR 75 PEECENT CHANCE OF GETTING A REPLY IF WE WAS TO POST ON OUR OWN AND WE GOT A 141 2/3 CHANCE OF GETTING A REPLY. SEE LADIES THE NUMBERS LIE AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT BLOWJOB DOUBLE TEAM.

SO WHILE ALL THESE OTHER GUYS CELEBRATE SOME HALLMARK HOLIDAY THE GENETIC FREAKS ARE SEARCHING TO DO WHAT THEY DO BEST AND THATS PLEASURE ALL THE FREAKS SO WHILE THEY OPEN UP PRESENTS AND EAT CAKE LIKE FAT ASSES WE GOING HAVING THEIR WIVES AND GIRLFRIENDS SCREAMING OUR NAMES. CAUSE WHEN THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDIES COME INTO TOWN AND THE LADIES COME AROUND SO THIS GOES TOO ALL OUR FREAKS OUT THERE THE GENETIC FREAKS ARE YOUR HOOK UP HOLLAR IF YA HEAR ME. CAUSE WE CARE ONLY ABOUT TWO THINGS IN THIS WORLD AND THATS OUR PEAKS AND OUR FREAKS

SO IF YA A REAL FREAK AND ARENT ONE OF THESE ROMANTIC CHICKS AND SEEK TWO DADDIES TO TAKE YOU TO SEE THE BIG DIPPER CAUSE YOU DONT NEED TO WAIT FOR THE EARTH TO ROTATE AT 45 DEGREES CAUSE SATISFACTION IS COMING FOR YA. BUT IF YA GONNA REPLY YA BETTER KNOW THAT YOU NEVER BE DA SAME CAUSE IF THERES SOMETHING WE DO IS PROVE THAT SIZES DOESNT MATTER AND YA KNOW WHILE YA BODY IS SHAKING AND TRYING TO THINK WHILE ALL DA LADIES CALL US BIG PAPPAS.

SO IF YA TIRED OF ALL THESE OTHER ADS YA KNOW WE AINT HARD TO FIND WE JUST HARD

WE ARENT DONE YET SO THIS PLACE NEEDS US TO DESCRIBE HOW SUPERIOR OUR BODIES CAUSE WE AINT NORMAL AND ARE GENTIC FREAK SO WE AINT GOING TO SAY NOTHIN AND PUT WHAT WE WANT CAUSE ONLY THE REAL ONES WILL REPLY TO THIS AS CAUSE THEY KNOW THEYLL BE SEEING NIRVANA WHEN WE GET THEM. BODY: DAD BOD HEIGHT: 7’1

NOW HIT OUR MUSIC

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a male/male couple, or multiple men
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