Hey there. I work late nights and I find it's tough to meet a guy whose schedule matches up with mine. I'm petite, only 5'3'' I wear a size 6 pant size, so I'm not horribly overweight or anything.

I enjoy watching sitcoms such as Seinfeld, Frasier, Married with Children or the Simpsons, as well as Archer and Family Guy. I also enjoy watching movies, listening to music such as classic rock, hard rock, pop, musical theater. I like swimming and shooting pool. I'd like to go camping again someday, but I have to admit I haven't gone camping for quite a while, same with panning for gold, I did that when I was younger and I'd love to give it a shot again.

I don't drink much, but I do enjoy weed. I'm sorry to say this, but I am a cigarette smoker, so I hope that doesn't bother you.

I'm looking for someone who is hoping to find a relationship, but also does not rush into anything too quickly at the same time.

Please send a picture, it's very helpful. If you don't send a photo, you're less likely to get a response. I'll happily send one back to you if you send one.

Also, please be someone that's good in bed, since sex is really important to me. I've been told I'm very good in bed.

I don't mind if we have different interests, sometimes that sort of thing can be fun. Anyway, feel free to PM or DM me.

Also, I'm hoping to meet someone in my age range, but a little younger or older isn't so bad.

Also, I love to cook and I've been eager for someone to cook for and test out new recipes.

Oh and I don't want kids, so I'm hoping to find someone who doesn't want kids, at all. I'd rather have more free time and a hotter, uninterrupted sex life than have children.

Edit: Please, no dick pics

Edit: I am not interested in long distance, people who are local only. Thank you :)

Edit: If you are married or in any sort of relationship, don't even bother messaging me

Edit: Also, I'm not going to lie, I really enjoy guys who are well endowed.

Edit: Please only people local to SFV or Los Angeles, I'm not looking for anything long distance