Are you a naughty woman or girl who has a thing for old men? If so I could use your help. A few years ago the woman I thought was my life partner downloaded one of those apps and started meeting other men. She cheated with nine of them in the couple of months it took me to catch on. We'd been together many years, so I agreed to try to repair the relationship. But since I'm here I think you can guess how that went.

So now it's my turn to have some fun. I haven't been with anyone in several years and my libido is just as strong as it was thirty years ago, so I'm kind of going nuts here. I've enjoyed most of the sexy things I've tried in my life so I'm open to almost anything from mild to wild, as long as it doesn't get into stuff like injury or serious pain, toilet play, etc. I'm not expecting more than a one time thing, and I'm definitely not ready for a serious girlfriend, but I'm quite open to an ongoing fwb/fuckbuddy thing if we both decide that sounds good. Are you naughty enough to think helping me with that sounds like fun?

I'm a 57 year old white man, pretty normal and average except for my situation and my very dirty mind. Average looks, average height, average extra weight around my middle, average bald spot. I like to think I'm above average with my hands and mouth, but that's really for you to decide. My skills may be rusty but I'm sure it'll come back to me pretty quickly. Anyway, I'm clean, tested STD free, a non-smoker, and no drugs. I expect you to be clean, disease free and biologically female. And if you happen to be a couple that's cool too, as long as you can respect that I'm straight.

Most of the time my living situation prevents me from hosting but now through Sunday night I'm helping out some friends by taking care of their house and dogs while they're out of town. I can still come to you if you'd prefer, and after Sunday night that'll go back to being the only option. Of course I have my own transportation, so hopefully you're within a reasonable driving distance.

If you're still reading, send me a message telling me a bit about yourself, how naughty you are, and a rough idea of where you're located. I'll be looking forward to hearing from you.