I have this long history of starting dating slutty women and then they suddenly don't feel the need to be slutty anymore. It's a gosh-damned CURSE! So I have a new plan: find a slutty best friend!

That's right, I want a slut. Not a woman who dresses slutty, not a gal who is nasty in bed, but an actual slut. If you have a hard time keeping your legs closed, and wouldn't want to anyway, you're who I'm looking for. I want to hear all about your sexual escapades. I want to hear how good or terrible your last partner was. I want to make out with you with his cum still on your breath. I want to go out shopping with you for new short skirts and tight tops to get you more attention. I'm here to support your slutty ways as well as be your rock and everything else a good best friend does!

I want all the normal stuff too. Hanging out, talking and texting, supporting you in life (because life is rough and we all need it!), cuddling a ton, watching movies, doing fun things! I just really want all those things with a notoriously easy woman, ha.

Anyway, about me! 37, jack of all trades, master of a few. I can rebuild your car engine, repair your computer, bake you a cake, and manage your finances. Good cook, better baker. Touch is my love language, and nothing is more meaningful to me than the things my partner chooses to wear for me. I love to do things for my partner. Whether it's doing some chores so she doesn't have to, giving massages, or anything at all really. It warms my heart to be useful for her. I LOVE to talk. Tell me everything about you from how annoying your neighbor was this morning to how you won the spelling bee in 6th grade (oh wait, that one's me, not you).

Usual disclaimer that I do have a girlfriend already. She encourages me to seek out friends and other relationships beyond our own, and there's no cheating or secrets. More disclaimers! Drug (marijuana gives me headaches, so 420 free as well), disease, and drama free! Don't smoke, have cats, very rarely drink and never to excess.

If you're interested in knowing more about me, let's chat!