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43/33 [MF4A] #InlandEmpire - Nerdy, slutty couple looking for group fun
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throwawaydixiecup are a male/female couple ages 43 & 33 looking for anyone in Inland Empire, CA
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[MF4A] Nerdy slutty couple looking for group fun

We are looking to enjoy some grown up adult group fun soon!

Him: Bisexual man, 43, 6’5”, white, a fun/sexy combo of teddy bear and grizzly bear with that big spoon energy. Snipped. Switch.

Her: Bisexual woman, 33, 5’6”, Black, a Good Girl who loves to please. Busty and loves musicals. Sub-leaning switch.

We’re both bisexual, ethnically non-monogamous/poly (even before that reality show), and into lots of different kinds of people and scenarios. Women (straight or bi), queer/bi/gay guys, and genderqueer folk are easier for us to connect with than straight dudes (but with the right chemistry all are welcome). Open to singles or couples.

We’re both adorably nerdy. And hot, in a thicc/curvy kinda way. We’d love it if you (or y’all) are also adorable and hot and nerdy.

Some possibilities: * Are you a voyeur who wants to watch? The lady likes to put on a show * 420 and a cuddle puddle, make out and touch butts * Top us both, or we top her * I’ll take Creative and Erotic Uses Of A Blindfold for $500 * We turn you into a puddle * Truth or dare! (She’s realllly into this one… college drinking games are a surefire way into her heart pants. * Massage heaven * In the wise and devout words of Sister Zoot of Castle Anthrax, “And then the oral sex!” (Honestly, if all we did was oral and hands, we’d be satisfied. Penetrative sex can be awkward with new people sometimes. God bless oral sex.)

We’re up to date on sexual health, and can share test results. We’d love that from you too.

Happy to get a drink or a bite before for a vibe check.

We also love good communicators, so please let us know what you’re into, what about us caught your eye, etc. Chemistry, a can-do attitude, consent, communication, and clean hygiene go further than being hung.

We can plan a hotel room (split fairly) or maybe we’re lucky enough that you can host. We’d also love to make friends who might want to do more with us in the future. Maybe some fucking in tents? We love camping and exploring.

Please send us a thoughtful message. Photos shared over chat or DMs.

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