You wake up and get the day going, you get the kids ready for school, you get hubby his coffee or maybe he has already left. You get ready for work, or maybe you are a stay at home mom, you work, you hustle, but deep down inside there is a desire. A desire that you wanted to get the scratch out before marriage or maybe it developed on those drunk nights while browsing Reddits NSFW. But why keep it a desire? Isn’t life a variety of spices.

You are a married woman or maybe a soon to be married woman. Maybe you have kids or maybe they aren’t for you, but either way you have a SO that isn’t everything you need. At the office or on your day to day, you are modest, you are respectful, you aren’t the type of woman that would be seen on here, seeking to be spit roasted and turned into a toy for two men. You are over 18 years old and below 60 years old, you are drug and disease free but 420 isn’t a bad thing and neither is alcohol. We are open to various body sizes, and ethnicities. And worry not, we can keep a secret.

Who are we? We are two good friends, 36, drug and disease free, easy going and respectful yet highly kinky. We are legit buddies with a 19 year friendship and various experiences in MFM and playing with married women. We are two odd balls in that we have two different heights at 6’1 and 5’5, dad bods (think Thor in Endgame). If you see us, you’ll be like “these dweebs get laid?” But rest assure that’s always been our secret weapon to a good time.

Of course you may be hesitant, being engaged or married and us being single but rest assure we have helped many married ladies introduced to the MFM world. We know you can’t use real numbers, maybe it’s an app, maybe it’s a work phone, maybe it’s a hidden email but we know there are tricks to get in touch. Ideally we tend to host in a room, for a safe and neutral location, drinks in public but know that’s sometimes hard with the whole public image. But we will find our way, the build up makes it that much more fun.

Thank you for taking time to read our ad. We hope that you find whatever is that you’re searching for and we hope that you stay safe out there. Be good to yourself and be good to others, stay safe.