Well it’s Oscar Sunday and if you aren’t at the Governors ball, we decided to skip it since John Cena had no clothes on and who knows where he may pop up when he does show up. Also kinda worried Penguin and Mr.Freeze may start a fight with Batman. But why not have another type of fun, see we are two time travelers from an hour ago and we somehow lost our clothes in all the mess, so we are hoping that some willing and able Barbie can help blow us back to our timeline.

Us: well from our timeline, we are both 36 years old, drug and disease free, Latinos, experienced in the art form of MFM. We are really comfortable sharing, so DP, DVP, double barrel blowjobs, and seeing each other naked isn’t a big deal for us. We are legit buddies as well, close to two decades of friendship and over a decade of age of doing MFM. Physical… hmm actually the best way to describe us would be Mr.Freeze and Penguin, we are 6’1 and 5’5, dad bods, we clean up well. We are respectful of course and aware that a MFM is a big one most women, so first timers and or experienced women are all welcomed.

Barbie? Well although the idea of a fun blonde is always on the table and we had our fill in the past, this is open to all gals. We are like the U.N, we don’t discriminate on race and ethnicities. We do have these basic guidelines though, please be 18 and above, we usually cut it around late 50s, with late 20s- middle 40s, being our usual demographic. Body wise? Well we expect a fit woman of course, it’s a Barbie we are looking for, kidding kidding! No no, we are open to most body sizes as well. Thick, skinny, fit, BBW, tall, short, mom bod, average, it’s all good. Please however, be able to communicate well and be able to voice verify. Oh, and please be drug and disease free, 420 and liquor is cool thou. Hmm oh and if you married, don’t worry about, we had our share and can keep a secret. Couples are welcome but not really our thing, although we had fun with a few but shoot your shot and we may consider.

Final things to clear up, we do tend to host but not at our place and don’t assume you to be hosting on the first meet up either. Usually we like to get a room and do a public meet up prior to anything moving forward, just to check chemistry and to see that we all match up. We do require a voice verification and no photos will be sent and we expect to receive no photos either, to keep it fair. Of course maybe it can happen tonight or this week, or maybe it’ll be a week or two, we are realistic and don’t expect things to happen quickly. If you have any more questions, feel free to ask.

So hope you all had a good Sunday! Had fun watching the Oscar’s of you watched at all. Hope we may have sparked someone’s interest and if not, then we wish you the best on your search. Stay safe out there, be good to yourself and to another person. Catch you all on the rebound.