Hello there!!! Hope your all doing well and staying safe. So me and my buddy have been in the MFM game for a good min and although we had many many experiences, there are still some that we want to knock off, if not for anything, just to say we done it.

First off, a yogi, Maybe you go to the gym 5 days a week, stay fit but hubby doesn’t notice and you have all this built up frustration that needs an outlet. Now we been with some fit girls in the past but never have we had a yogi, with flexibility, who we can get into some rather interesting positions. We are flexible with our partners, get it? Flexible, haha we are a riot. Seriously thou, we are open to ages 18 and above, race and ethnicity are open too. Please be drug and disease free, 420 is ok. Since it’s the holiday season, maybe we can spruce it up and have you wear a Mrs.Clause outfit or in red yoga pants for us to rip to deliver some presents.

The gruesome two some - Who are we? Well we are two best friends with of course an our fair share of MFM experience, we are easy going, chill, kinda funny but funny looking guys. We are ages 36 and 35, Latinos, drug and disease free (recently tested) 420 friendly and alcohol friendly. Although we are pervs and kinksters, we are respectful and do our best to create a welcoming environment for our partners. We do however come at the dad bad physics since we do love the Xmas cookies, we do carry ourselves well and clean up well. We are also two different heights at 6’1 and 5’5 but it’s created some interesting positions

Of course you may be hesitant, being engaged or married and us being single but rest assure we have helped many married ladies introduced to the MFM world. We know you can’t use real numbers, maybe it’s an app, maybe it’s a work phone, maybe it’s a hidden email but we know there are tricks to get in touch. Ideally we tend to host in a room, for a safe and neutral location, drinks in public but know that’s sometimes hard with the whole public image. But we will find our way, the build up makes it that much more fun.

We greatly appreciate you taking the time to read our ad, we know you have many options but thank you for considering us. Please leave a 5 start Yelp review if you what you read, haha. Kidding but maybe after. Anyways, you all stay safe and be careful out there. Hope you all find what you looking for. Till next time, oh and happy Holiday Season! Stay warm out there.