Before we get started I'm going to do a little captcha to weed out unsatisfactory replies. What is your entrance theme? What song would you cue up to announce that you had arrived to the event and now we're ready to have some fun? If you don't acknowledge this question I will ignore you. I'm so sorry you have to answer an interesting, thoughtful question, but if you don't, you're a bot or a scam. Listen, I don't make the rules. For me, the answer is American Jesus by Bad Religion. Now you can think about your answer while you read the rest of this.

Okay now for content. I'm a horny person. You're a horny person. You're in a horny person subreddit. Don't try to fuckin' play pretend like you ain't horny. I'm trying to find a long term romantic partner, but if you're just trying to get some fuck, I can work with that too. So I'll be starting with the lowest common denominator (hot, hot sex) and then I'll add more for those what are interested.

I'm a genderfluid Daddy Domme lesbian. I have a wiener but I use it lesbianly. Which is to say, well. I'm into lots of sex stuff, like: butts, impact, electrostim, degradation, humiliation, praise, water sports. I like the freedom to be mean during sex but I promise I'm a kind, caring, responsible lover. I'm dedicated to building the trust it takes to be able to share those kinds of experiences together. You know how it goes.

Now for those of you who want more than just some cock. Some big things about me are that I'm like a socialist or whatever. I'm nonmonogamous. I'm a fan of a wide variety of music, mostly by women. Sleater Kinney's Words and Guitar is in contention for my new walk on song. I'm just not ready for a rebrand yet. That's a big commitment, you know? I say that but I change my hair every 10 weeks. It's pink right now. Earlier tonight I asked my stylist if I should get bangs and she didn't text back. That's a little disconcerting, right? Ah, well.

Anyway, times up. What's your walk on song? It's gotta be catchy, get the people pumped up for your arrival. It's gotta be a deep enough cut that it's not coming on by chance, accidentally announcing your arrival and you ain't even there yet. It's gotta be identifiably you. Tell me so I know you're serous.

Edit I meant to change the title to #Riverside because this is SoCalR4R so fuckin obviously I'm in SoCal that's not a helpful title at all. Anyway.