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56 [M4F] #Rialto - Help a neglected old man?
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NoStatic78 is a male age 56 looking for a female in Rialto, CA
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I haven't been with anyone in years, despite having a libido that still thinks I'm young. I'm technically attached, in a "relationship" that effectively ended a couple of years ago when I found out she'd been cheating. A lot. We still live together for practical reasons, but my loyalty to her is now long gone and we haven't touched each other in at least six years now. I can't even really remember.

But enough of my sob story. I'm house and dog sitting for friends in the far northern part of Rialto this weekend and I'd love to take the opportunity to have a bit of long overdue adult fun. Unfortunately I don't have a car here, and I couldn't be away for very long because of the dogs even if I did. But if you'd like to come here...

I'm a 56 year old white man, average height, somewhere between chubby and fat depending on your point of view, with hazel eyes I've been told are nice and dark hair starting to go salt and pepper, except on top where it's just plain gone. I'm clean, sane, tested disease free, a non smoker and no drugs.

As for you, I'm an equal opportunity dirty old man. I don't much care about your age, race, or body type. I don't care if you smoke or use, but you won't be able to do it here. My friends don't so it'd be pretty obvious if they got home on Monday and the place smelled like smoke or whatever. I'm even open to a couple as long as you can respect that I'm straight, and that while I'm not concerned about incidental contact I'm not interested in man to man play. All I really ask is that you be clean and disease free, and actually interested in sex, preferably with me.. That'd be a refreshing change.

I'm here Saturday and Sunday nights, 10/7 and 10/8. Yeah, I realize this is last minute, but so is my being here. If you might be interested, I'd love to hear from you.

M4F M4MF M4FF (Yeah I know, but a man can dream, right?)

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