Yes, I really am a neglected, dirty(-minded) old man with a serious libido but no one to share it with. And yes my birthday actually is this week, and I'll be happy to show you my ID if we choose to meet, but putting it in the title was really just a bit of fun in the hope that it might get someone to read this.

I'm a 56yo (as of this week) straight white man, stuck in a dead relationship for reasons that we can discuss privately if you care. I haven't been with anyone in a year, but I like to think I haven't completely forgotten how. I'm not senile quite yet. I'm average height, a bit chubby but working on it, hazel eyes, dark hair going salt and pepper except on top where it's just plain gone. I'm clean, sane, disease free with recent test results, a non-smoker and no drugs but not uptight about it. I don't expect to find more than a one time thing, but I'm certainly not opposed to something ongoing with a good match. Oh and in case it wasn't clear, I'm afraid I'm not able to host given my living situation.

For your part, I don't care much about most physical stuff like body type, race, or age (as long as you're legal, and if you aren't, what the hell are you doing reading a personal ad from an old man?). I do ask that you be clean and STD free, biologically female, not looking for business arrangement, and if you use drugs, that they don't control your life. And I guess I should say clearly that if you're a couple or group, I would ask that you respect that I'm straight and not interested in man-to-man play.

That should cover the basics, I think. Yes, I know I'm not everyone's cup of tea, but at least I'm honest about myself. If you'd like to talk, I'd love to hear from you. Just please tell me a little bit about yourself, and if there's anything you'd like to know about me feel free to ask.