How I wish we didn't have these

Thick walls between us.

If we could flow.

Like air, not fearing these walls.

If our genitals and lips could kiss each other,

Like our brains kiss now.

Only. If only. We met there,

Out beyond the right and wrong

In Rumi's field we know of.

Yeah. You do weird shit to get laid. Words are all I have, says Boyzone.

But yet this sub needs more words. Of course, crafting a wankworthy post requires exceeding the minimum word count by a mile. Conciseness is for boring people who use exclamation points unironically. Unless you're aiming for a kindergarten-level taunt, a few measly words just won't deliver the sting of a masterfully barbed insult. So, stockpile your synonyms, thesaurus in hand, and unleash a venomous sentence worthy of a Shakespearean villain. After all, mediocrity deserves a scathing review, wouldn't you agree?