A looooong time ago back in grad school… I’m walking home from a night out at about 3am in our smallish town, and a car pulls up. The female passenger says to me ‘hey, do you know here to get pizza?’ So I tell her, and then she says ‘do you like sex?’ And I notice she’s not wearing any underwear and her skirt is hitched up…

I was drunk, young (about 25) so I said ‘yeah, and I’m good at it’. So she asks if I’ll fuck her in the nearby graveyard while her husband watches from the bushes.

It felt a bit scary: who were they and what did the want? But I went for it anyway. She sucked me and then we did it against the church, only for about ten minutes but part of me wanted to be done anyway in case it wasn’t legit (I mean, was any of it legit?!)

They thanked me and took off pretty quickly, and I woke up the next day thinking: ‘did I really do that?’

Yes I did.