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I (34NB) accidentally flashed my labia to my fugly neighbor
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sluttyasianthrowaway is looking for a non-binary person
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So I'm still very fortunate I'm still able to ride the work from home train. Even more thankfully so that I've had insomnia the last few nights (like 15 hours of sleep in the last 96). So I've been even more lazy with being any sort of properly dressed for work since I don't have to be on Zoom or Teams and I cancelled any sort of plans for going out till later in the week. So this morning I was just in an old t-shirt and panties and I forgot that I'd scheduled a grocery delivery with chilled items in it till I heard the delivery driver drop the bags. And usually they're dropped in front of my door so I didn't bother to put on pants because my corridor is usually pretty quiet.

Not this morning. My groceries of course were placed just far enough I had to walk outside and I was lazy enough that I didn't want to go grab a pair of leggings. I didn't have too many bags and I thought I could be quick enough to get them all in without being seen since it was late morning. Of course not. I heard my neighbor's door open while I was bent over picking up a few bags and I'm wearing cheekies today, so my arse cheeks are showing and this particular pair rides up and shows my labia. I heard him gasp and I didn't look up to see his face, but I did see his pants start to bulge when I turned around to run into my apartment.

No I will not be attempting to seduce my neighbor, as mentioned in the post title, my neighbor is fugly, ie not my type, plus his bulge was smaller than what I'm partial to. But I am feeling vaguely like a stupid slut and if I wasn't so sleep deprived and feeling lazy, I wish I had the wherewithal to hunt for a cock.

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