This happened Pre-Covid but I only just remembered because we’ve all returned to work.

One of the many jobs I handle at work is the mail room so I receive all deliveries. I notice that this one parcel was addressed to probably one of the only hotties in the building and thought I should hand deliver this rather than leaving it in her pigeon hole. Any excuse to see her because I never do. As I pick it up to put it aside I click something and the whole bag starts to have a seizure. I try to contain myself as I realise it’s a wand. I thought to myself “who is game enough to send this to her work address?”

Realising that she may get embarrassed if I hand delivered this, I opted to leave it hidden behind her computer when she wasn’t there and hoped that she thought it was a person who shares her office with who are all female. I thought she was married but why would the husband she lives with send her a parcel to her work?

It’s just bizarre to see somebody of her stature knowing full well that she’s just as much a nasty freak as I am. We’d get along like a house on fire