Bored at work so posting a number of stories today for you horny creatures:

I don’t necessarily like to be peed on or anything like that, I find it fun to piss in unconventional places/ways. Shower/ocean/forest were all fun when I was young but now it’s kind of naughty to piss wherever you please.

My wife doesn’t fully get it but she knows it kind of turns me on so she’ll do random stuff like if we’re doing yard work or gardening she’ll tell me she needs to pee and then will just kind of go wherever in the yard. E.g she was weeding one of our little beds and wearing some house shorts (you know the tattered house chore-clothes we all have) and told me she needed to pee and proceeded to pull her shorts to the side and peed right there where she was already squatting not even missing a beat.

Another time we were at the beach and drinking of course which I love because it means I (and her) have to pee quite a few times throughout. At one point I have a feeling she wanted to tease me into a chub so she got up to get a drink, cleared a little sand hole in front of me (while I have no idea what’s going on in the moment spacing out on the beach) sat down legs out stretched with her pussy right in front and over it, pulled her bottoms to the side, said cheers, and proceeded to let me watch her casually pee into the sand while she drank from her fresh beer. Needless to say I got a little more than a chub.