Hey, I'll just start off by saying I don't expect most people to believe this... But this story is 100% true!

So my wife and I are swingers, Friday night we went to a swinger's club. She got like Black Out Drunk, made a scene, bigger scene on the way home. All day Saturday we're fighting about it, and I made the mistake of saying she "Can't be sexy without being wasted," and she's "Too afraid to swing without it."

Got high in my man cave, didn't even hear her getting ready or leave the house, all of a sudden she's calling me from the parking lot and I honestly thought she was just at a friend's place fucking with me.

Tells me how I better hope there aren't that many men there, how she's going to go inside, strip down completely naked, and let whoever wants to jerk off wherever they want on her. And just as I start to think this is some fun new kinky roleplay, I get a picture of her outside the front door of the porn shop.

Phone goes dead for 10 minutes, finally she picks up. Tells me there's only 7-8 men, but she's drawing a crowd. How there's a group of guys just jerking off all around her, how she already made 1 guy cum, and how she's fingering herself to his cum on the inside of her leg. Tells me about this huge BBC, starts saying how she's not sure she can resist jerking him off for very long, then starts moaning for 20 seconds or so. I ask if she's about to make herself cum, tells me, "No, someone started touching me."

She goes silent until I hear 1 guy go, "Let me cum on your pussy." She did mumble back "Nah Uh," but with a dick in her mouth... Hear her finish someone off, but then it sounded like someone holding her down and her moaning, then her struggling and squirting as some guys laughed a little. When she finally responded short of breath she just goes, "I got to go, there's like over a dozen guys here now."

Don't hear from her for another 20 minutes, then I start getting pics of her... Not sure how many guys she made cum, but apparently they all came on her bush, tits, and the inside of her legs! Finally after 5 missed calls she picks up, just laughs and is surrounded by guys on her way to the glory hole.

Didn't call her again, 20 minutes later I get a video chat from her phone. Her face is covered in cum, and she's getting finger fucked through a hole. Tells me how, if I can last until she gets home she'll let me fuck her tonight. Then gets down on her knees and starts sucking the 1st cock that comes out.

4 cocks in I was good, but then she starts joking about how I better not cum because she's getting horny and there's no condoms there. I know she's joking, but she put both of her bare feet against the wall around the glory hole (which obviously is my fetish), and is sitting in a chair jerking him with her pussy inches from where he'd bust out! I came, she laughed at me. After, she had him cum all over her toes, telling me how because I couldn't hold it in she wasn't showering tonight before coming to bed.

I'm still waiting to hear about what happened all the times the phone went dead... Hope she tells me!