Pretty decent weather today so I figured some golf was a good idea. Everyone at home watching football so the course was quite open. Wife tagged along to keep me company and play bartender for us both.

Cruised along til the 7th. Long par 3. The tee box is elevated and set back in the trees. Our cart was nicely tucked away in the shade of the trees where we were unlikely to be stumbled upon.

Wife said very candidly, as soon as she realized I’d have to wait to tee off, “want your dick sucked while we wait?”

I said of course and took a seat in the cart. She squatted in front of me on the passenger side wasting zero time. Maybe 6 or 7 minutes later, I blew my load, she swallowed and finished the deed with a sexy smile, and then I proceeded to flair a 4-iron into a terrible spot in a green side bunker.

I love golf!