I don’t need to use an app on my phone or take a test to know when I ovulate. For a handful of days, a month, my ovaries replace my brain and scream all day and night to quickly go find some dick! And I do… but it turns out, a nice thick cock inside of a condom, owned by a hot guy, will not shut them up. It’s the sperm they want, and they will not shut up until I get creampied!

Now, I’m 23 and Latina… if I guy looks at me too closely I could get pregnant! But I don’t take birth control… but I do this for a lot of different reasons. If you’ve checked out my pics, you’ll see that my body has the kind of curves both men and women want to leave fingerprint on but I’m still a skinny girl… well, birth control puts a few pounds on you and “no thank you!” It also messes with your mood, taking hormones every day… but I love being creampied so I just make certain to enjoy my special treat during the run-up to my ovarian-authoritarian demands of having a baby!

I would go wild those days! I’d vibrate until my poor clit was tender! Until I found a fix…

A year ago, I was in the mood for hot daddies!! Older, mature men who were in shape or powerful! Something in-between Tony Soprano and George Clooney… so I was Tindering in the 45 age bracket and let me tell you… they all wanted to put their daddy dicks in me! It’s pretty easy to tell legit versus catfish. So… while looking for my Mr. Mafioso… my smoking jacket hunk… my man with moves in bed this 23-year-old has never even heard of… I met this guy… let’s just call him ‘Dan’. Now, Dan did NOT fit the bill for what I was looking for… he was just a regular guy, divorced, 2 kids, living by himself… no mafia ties whatsoever… but he did mention that he got a vasectomy after his last kid but before he was divorced. Now… I wasn’t a fool… I’m not going to believe you got a vasectomy and then let you bust inside of me… Dan the Man showed up with his UnitedHealthCare app on his phone and showed me the proof of the procedure! He also showed me proof of recent STD tests (I guess he got my hints and was prepared). We went directly from my favorite coffee shop to his apartment where I was finally… FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE… able to shut my screaming, ovulating ovaries with a nice load of cum shot directly into my womb by a man shooting delicious blanks inside of me. The relief was… orgasmic. 🥵