I'm a dirty old man who's pretty much always horny, but I honestly didn't think I could do something like this anymore. My computer's on the fritz with a bad power supply, so I've been using my (older and libido-free) girlfriend's computer. I'm not going to reconfigure her system to be relatively safe visiting random porn sites, so instead I've been delving into the naughtier side of reddit. And I'm quite happy to have found a veritable treasure trove of sexy stuff. Much more than I'd previously realized. Enough in both quality and quantity to have been feeding my inner horndog's voracious appetite.

Which leads me to that 'accomplishment' (for lack of a better word) I would have thought was beyond me these days. I've been taking care of myself three or four times a day for most of the last week. I don't think I can keep it up much longer (no pun intended... okay, maybe a little), but then I didn't think I'd be able to do what I've already done, so what do I know? Guess I'll find out during the remainder of the weekend.

Now if only I could find an amenable woman who'd be interested in helping me test my limits!

Edit: ...and I just noticed I left the word "man" out of "dirty old man" in my title, so of course that's the one part of the post I can't edit. I guess I'll call it proof that my blood is somewhere other than my brain and leave it at that.