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I broke my flatmate and her boyfriend up and gave him a blowjob
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She was being a bit of a bitch, so I bought a burner phone and paid a girl on Reddit to send me some pictures (yes I told her what it was for) which I used to flirt with him.

I sent the nude when they were together with a message saying I enjoyed talking to him last night and hope he doesn't have a hangover. Half an hour later I got a text back saying he doesn't remember me (of course not) but he liked the picture. Then his girlfriend stormed through in tears and slammed her door shut, he must have text me the moment she was out.

I text him back giving a fake name and we flirted for a bit. I always fancied him so the next day I used my real phone to message him and ask what was wrong, he told me they broke up over something stupid and then I made my move. I said I was sorry she broke up with him (lie) and wanted to make it up to him, pushed him back on his bed and started sucking.

He pushed my head down and ended up coming on the back of my throat. I was going to fuck him but I didn't have time to wait for him to get hard again so he had to miss out. It was a shame because he had quite a nice dick but I only had time for one load in case she went round.

I haven't seen or spoken to him since but I still have the extra phone, ready to be used next time I feel horny.

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