I love going to my local Target, sure it's a little pricier than Walmart but the tail there is on a whole different level.

It's like these hotties get FINE to go to Target. Booty shorts, see through tops, yoga pants cameltoes, and breasts threatening to spill out of their bras. All that on just today's trip. I swear I said GODDAMN at least 8 times in my head today. Ms small bra and I were in the chip aisle and she wanted some jalapeno Fritos from the top shelf. I grabbed the bag for her and when I handed them to her she literally giggled, jumped up and down and did a lil dance. All the while my eyes were firmly planted at these huge DDs rotating and jiggling. I made a stupid joke about wishing my chips made me that happy. We laughed and went our separate ways.

Makes me wonder if some women go shopping with the idea of teasing guys as a side objective.