I was at a New Years Eve party in Chicago. There was an open bar, so I was pretty drunk. Let’s be real, I was white girl wasted.

I had just finished taking a tequila shot off of my friends stomach (and she was wearing a dress, so our decision making was top notch by this point). Said friend’s boyfriend had brought along some of his friends. I started chatting with one of them, and he told me all the things a drunk 22 year old girl wants to hear and are naive enough to believe: things like that he liked me because I was smart and different from other girls. EYE ROLL.

So of course we start to make out at a booth in the bar. By chance, he happened to be staying with a friend who lived next door to the bar, so off into the blizzard we go, abandoning my friends and any and all semblances of decency.

Although I told myself I would only make out with him, before I knew it I was attempting to give him a blowjob on the couch. I say attempting because it so happened to be my first experience with a black cock. My blowjob skills were simply not up for this new challenge. He then pulled me on top of his cock so could ease his giant cock into my tight pussy. I’m not sure if my pussy would eve get used to being pounded by that cock.

The next day I slunk back to meet up with my friends at the hotel. Everyone was laughing when I walked in because they had heard rumors about the size of this guys cock...and, sure enough, I was walking pretty funny for the next few days.