I'm not normally am ass woman... But when I am...

This one time, I was at the seaside with some people and we were all poor, so we just rented a small, one bedroom Airbnb.

I slept on the floor in the living room. There was a guy on the floor next to me, and a girl on the couch.

And I was SO HORNY. And I hadn't brought any toys with me cause who does that when they know they'll share living arrangements with 5 other people?

But I was really, really desperate to be depraved as shit.

So I went to the kitchen and washed two huge cucumbers. Not the really long ones, but the medium ones, about 6 inches long, and thick as Coke Cans. Took them back, laid back down under my flimsy blanket, and stuffed one in each hole.

I was SO FULL. I was practically tearing. It hurt like duck and felt like heaven. I rubbed myself so hard, trying to stay quiet...

It turned me on to no end to know the other two people were so close by. I came really fucking hard.

Got up, washed the cucumbers really well again, ... and we ate them in our lunch salad the next day.