Not sure if many share this with others… But I find that not only in my sexually aroused most of the time, but after a good workout, I’m ready to dive into nonsense.

Now I’m no stranger to having a fun time… Or doing some sort of exhibitionist thing… But it’s usually within the safety of sunglasses and a baseball cap away from identifying things… Which is one of the biggest issues right now.

So back to our story…

Since the year has started… I’ve gotten caught twice by different people… Both of the times after a work out sitting in the front seat with my penis out and stroking it… The first time I was in the gym parking lot and after my workout, I was really horny… So I did what any other red blooded American would do… I pulled up some porn on my phone, pulled out my cock And started stroking it… It must’ve honestly been 10 minutes, and I got really into it… Enough where I had, my head tilted back a little and I was just enjoying the sensation when I heard movement on the passenger side of my car and I turned to look And there was a woman looking at me… No hesitation or misinterpretation of what she was seeing… She turned around and walked away… And I was mortified because I’ve seen her several times at the gym… and if I’ve seen her then she’s definitely seen me.

Fast-forward to yesterday… I’m sitting in a parking lot waiting for my food to be ready at a restaurant and I decided to kill some time by rubbing one out… No, it doesn’t make sense… Here I am… Again really playing with myself… No questions or doubts on what I was doing… When I saw another woman look in from the passenger side and just stare at me… Before she turned around and walked away… Now I’m mortified because whenever I’ve played or done anything like this, I always drive my old vehicle… That’s forgettable and blends in with just about any old Toyota out there… This time around I was sitting in my wife’s car… With vanity plates and enough distinguishing marks that you can pick out her car in a sea of Honda Civic’s.